The Evil Monkey's Spork Page!

This is the page that the Evil Monkey has designated for herself.
Hello. I am the Evil Monkey,(see picture), and I will be your host for several pages of this site. Any of the Minion's pages, she will guide you on. Also, she will guide you on the link pages.

This page is dedicated to the Evil Monkey.
This is a picture of what I would look like if I dyed my hair black. In actuality, I am tan. When the Minion brought me home from the Bronx zoo almost a year ago, she thought I was cute. Then she realized that I stare at her. Now she is terrified of me and does my bidding.

What is going to happen with this site:Right now, Her Ultimate Evilness is having the minion work on the rest of the site. Eventually, though, there will be at least one image gallery, a guest book and counter, links and several information and spork pages.